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Game 58
Sacramento Kings at San Antonio Spurs
By Stephen Tetsu, On time as of lateGame 58
Sacramento Kings at San Antonio Spurs
Ouch.
We now return to your regularly scheduled programming...
Well that was certainly something. I'm not really sure if beating the worst team in the league by 38 points can ever really qualify as basketball but at the very least it was much better than that overtime horror show we faced in the dark dark days of the Corbin era.
Of course, it's not hard to feel good about a win but feeling good about a beatdown of a team featuring such stars as Tim Hardaway's taller but not as good son and Cleanthony Early is the basketball equivalent of patting yourself on the back after winning a boxing match with a mental disabled child in a wheelchair.
Then you remember that the Knicks are being led by Phil Jackson and Derek Fisher and the relentless smackdown feels alright again.
The View From the Other Side
Today's view come courtesy of sad, sad Knicks fans.
- 3:00
Alright, young Knicks.
You don’t need to win if you don’t want to, but at least make it interesting. - 3:05
Kings are probably the distant second or third team I kinda like
The other is the Wolves. What can I say, I love teams that **** up consistently. - 3:10
I only like 1 team
The Knicks
It kind of sucks - 3:36
This would have been legitimately winnable without Cousins - 3:51
If DMC isn't playing then there is very little reason for anyone to watch this - 3:57
Glad Karl is back in the NBA
now I don’t have to listen to him analyze basketball anymore - 4:10
Bargs vs Cousins
The matchup I’ve been waiting for all my life - 4:10
Cousins is a Beast
Despite his personality quirks, he’s the type the Knicks need. - 4:19
yo wtf Cousin hittin 3 pointers now? - 4:22
George Karl ain't passing Phil this year
Take THAT - 4:24
Back in the (recent) day we would simply bury a team like this with outside shots, or die trying
Wish we at least had the option to do that now - 4:26
We now have Jason Smith bringing the ball up
Triangle magic - 4:40
Don't want Cousins anymore.
He’s a flopper. - 4:50
Bargs is still Bargs on that rim protection - 4:51
This already looks like a blowout - 4:57
Goddamn
This is a pooper dooper - 4:57
I mean like
The triangle doesn’t look that bad, it’s just that a bunch of D-Leaguers are running it. - 4:58
Does anyone else get annoyed whenever commentators feel the need to explain the Rockets' offensive philosophy ad nauseam?
"HEY GUY DID YA KNOW THAT THE ROCKETS PREFER TO SHOOT THREES AND TAKE LAYUPS INSTEAD OF MIDRANGE JUMPERS???? EVEN THOUGHTHIS HAS BEEN THEIR SCHTICK FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS LETS EXPLAIN IT FOR THE 8,346TH TIME OK?" - 4:59
Every single person in the Garden took a Benadryl before this game
I’m convinced. Players, fans all. - 5:04
Lol the only reason Acy's hustling is because this is his old team - 5:07
Now I know for a fact the Kings don't play defense this well
Taking advantage of the Knicks being limited off the dribble and the triangle not being run effectively - 5:16
Tom Hanks is no one's favorite actor - 5:39
We really need to see what we got with the 32-year-old 8-year journeyman Amundson - 5:41
Is George Karl healthy again? - 5:41
Karl with the almost sneaky nose pick - 5:43
Bruh
You’ve got like twice our score. You don’t get to complain. - 5:45
The tank is strong with this one - 5:46
One day we will have a team that won't let us get embarassed like this on the home floor - 5:47
Tank or no tank, this is pretty embarassing - 5:48
Someone needs to tell Mike Breen and Walt Clyde
that the Knicks have the worst record in the entire league. This outcome is not all that surprising. - 5:50
Boring
This game is bad enough without showing boring ass george karl - 5:52
Haha that ref gave Cousins the "chile, please" finger - 5:56
BS
I still think the Knicks were hoping for the playoffs when the season started - 6:02
I want the Knicks to scare the Kings enough to bring Boogie back off the bench
That’s all I want - 6:07
Only a month and a half until the season is done!! - 6:30
Wow. Wow.
Wow…… - 6:30
Acy isn't even remotely resembling an NBA player right now - 6:36
*Looks at the final score*
At least we didn’t lose by 40 - 6:37
There's a Marcus Thornton in college
spooky - 6:37
Marcus Thornton in the NBA is fat and balding now. - 7:08
So.....
I think it’s right about time we try to find new players to fill out that final roster spot - 7:41
I learned 0 things about guys on our team tonight
Looks like the tank is back in working order though
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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