Things that you hear every nba offseason...

[GoSACtown]

"shaq has slimmed down"

"jordan comptemplating return...."

"Grant Hill is 100%"

"Alonzo Mourning has been given a clean bill of health"

"Kevin Garnett is focused"

"Eddy Curry is 'getting in shape' "

"The bulls should be tough as long as everyone matures"

"the lakers are the team to beat"

"kwame will breakout this year"

add on

[Gargamel]

"___________ is demanding a trade because he feels disrespected by his front office."

[HndsmCelt]

The Kings are moving to Las Vegas

[Since93]

Kings window is closing.

[Mad D]

Malone may retire

[JoMama]

There's no shooters in the NBA.

Trail Blazers' (fill in name) was arrested last night....

Mark Cuban cuts his hair with a weed whacker...

Sam Cassell looks like ET...

If there's a worse franchise in all of sports than the Clippers, name it...

[deekay2o9]

"The Kings are going to choke again..."

[Since93]

"The Kings are going to choke again..."

No... That's what we hear every game 7 in Playoffs. :(

[LPKingsFan]

The Mavs finally made all the right trades and will surprise everyone

[Gargamel]

"Shaq takes lyrical jab at ___________".

[Double-K]

Shaq looks like he's ready.........until he yet again hurt his big toe right before season starts......

Kobe have problem with Shaq again when he on vacation in Miami and accientally step on Shaq's big toe..........

Malone will play one more season..........with whatever team have the most star power on paper......

C-Webb is definitely the cancer and will get trade with whoever want him.....
(and end up being with the Kings again.........)

Jordan is coming back again and is in talk with Paxson about the chances for him to play with the Bulls........

[drgibbs]

mutumbo has been traded
vin baker makes a comeback
for those of us in LA: the clippers are looking forward to an exciting season!
haha

[Prophetess]

michael jordan is considering making a comeback..

[Bibby_Is_Clutch]

... because he likes to play with other nba players

[Mad D]

_____ will be an allstar next year.

[Prophetess]

Grant Naper run his mouth too much...

[hoopsfan]

"THIS is the King's year." ;)

[Kingsgurl]

Darn, I see you found that guady avatar:D (just ribbing you, you know)

[Bibby_Is_Clutch]

VF21 gives up moderating and try's out for the WNBA...

[hoopsfan]

Darn, I see you found that guady avatar:D (just ribbing you, you know)Hey..don't blame me, Mad D saved it for me. :D

[slugking50]

________ shoots a better percentage when hes not guarded.


The dunk is more exciting then any other play.


How dare people say __________ is overrated.


__________ is a stand up guy!

[LMM]

(insert player here) is overpaid

[Superman]

Player rankings (top ten point guards, shooting guards, and so forth).

MVP predictions.